Maybe if you didn’t spend so much time on yours, we’d have time ta make a plan that might actually work.

Throw em’ on the pile.

You had me at “exquisitely-tailored.”

But, you had me quiverin’ at “grey.”

…

I am impervious to all manner a interrogatio’, torture, brainwashin’.

I am also quite experienced in them. Shall I demonstrate?

If I didn’t thoroughly enjoy the use a both a my eyes…..

What’s that?

You’d like ta give me all a your Swedish Fish?

How kind a you. You may live.

In short?

I’m for it.

Your name is Diamonds Droog, and it has been far too long since you answered a question.

In honor of the successful transit of a far off planet by the name of Earth around it’s star, you have vowed to return to your blog with a renewed vigor. But, you cannot do this alone.

You implore your loyal fans and followers to provide you with plenty of questions. Tell your friends, spread the word, share with your Intermission fandom friends.

Let’s ring in the new year, the Midnight Crew way.

Eau d’Derse